i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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