I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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