names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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