and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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