i just had sex bonerless
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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