it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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