beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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