Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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