yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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