i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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