Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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