have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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