I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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