Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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