3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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