Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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