Your tits are I can't wait for
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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