I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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