i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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