Got a toothbrush?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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