I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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