the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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