You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
