You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think your dad took our porno
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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