I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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