Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I lost the right to judge tonight
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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