It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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