I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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