I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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