so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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