Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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