Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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