Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My bed smells like the plague
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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