If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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