how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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