I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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