I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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