Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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