He is such a slut. More and more my type.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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