theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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