yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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