she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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