Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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