no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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