If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize