I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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