quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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