butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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