:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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