love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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