it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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