I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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